lazyAnd, FYI, I'm a blonde, so I'm allowed!
Ok, so I have a zillion funny pictures saved on my hard drive. You know, the kind you get in email forwards and stuff like that. Some are dirty, some are vulgar, some are political, and some are a combination of those. So, I'm gonna start posting them for your amusement!
I don't know where they all came from, or who made them, or anything like that. So, if you spot something that I shouldn't be posting - i.e. you're the copyright holder - let me know and I'll remove it immediately. Also, if you're easily offended, be careful! I'm not politically correct at all. I'm a guy, my politics are conservative, and as an NC State grad, I like to crap on the other ACC school, especially UNC. So, if you're offended by something I post, tough. Don't waste your time in the comments, because I don't care. 
If you don't like it, don't look - no one is forcing you to!
Now, having said all of that...I hope you enjoy!
Start with 100% and take away 1% for everything on this list that you've done or that has happened to you.
Smoked: 99
Drank alcohol: 98
Cried when someone died: 97
Been drunk: 96
Had sex: 95
Been to a concert: 94
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob:
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob: 93
Been verbally sexually harassed:
Verbally sexually harassed somebody:92
Felt someone up and/or been felt up: 91
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: 90
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before:
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend:
Been to prom: 89
Cried at school:
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store:
Went streaking:
Given a lap dance:
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room: 88
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over: 87
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house: 86
Kissed a stranger:
Hugged a stranger: 85
Went scuba diving:
Driven a car: 84
Gotten an xray: 83
Hit by a car:
Had a party: 82
Done drugs:
Played strip poker:
Got paid to strip for someone:
Ran away from home:
Broken a bone:
Eaten sushi:
Bought porn: 81
Watched porn: 80
Made porn:
Had a crush on someone of the same sex:
Been in love: 79
Frenched kissed: 78
Laughed so hard you cried: 77
Cried yourself to sleep:
Laughed yourself to sleep:
Stabbed yourself:
Shot a gun: 76
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: 75
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: 74
Been online for 9 consecutive hours: 73
Watched an animal die:
Watched a person die:
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present:
Pranked somebody: 72
Put somebody in the hospital:
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: 71
Kissed somebody of the same sex:
Dressed "punk":
Dressed "goth":
Dressed "preppy": 70
Been to a motocross race:
Avoided somebody: 69
Been stalked:
Stalked someone:
Met a celebrity: 68
Played an instrument:
Ridden a horse: 67
Cut yourself:
Bungee jumped:
Ding dong ditched somebody:
Been to a wild party: 66
Got caught stealing something:
Kicked a guy in the balls: 65
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend:
Went out with your friend's crush:
Got arrested:
Been pregnant:
Babysat:
Been to another country:
Started your house on fire:
Had an encounter with a ghost:
Donated your hair to cancer patients:
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by: 64
Cried over a member of the opposite sex: 63
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months: 62
Sat on your ass all day: 61
Eaten a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: 60
Had a job: 59
Gotten cut from a sports team:
Been called a whore:
Danced like a whore:
Been mistaken for a celebrity:
Been in a car accident: 58
Been told you have beautiful eyes: 57
Been told you have beautiful hair:
Raped somebody:
Danced in the rain: 56
Been rejected: 55
Walked out of a restaurant without paying:
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face:
So, I'm 55%. 55% of what, I'm not sure.
